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DirectionsOn any ski slope follow the carnage or the sound of a bar. TubeOnly available where there are snow trains. Central StationNever found near Cantral Statio, as most have emigrated or are too old to go into town at night.. Queen Street StationSounds too much like moving to Edinburgh, which is totally inappropriate for Tubby Tours Teams.
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WelcomeWelcome to the Tubby Tours Website. Please select on the above headings and browse through the various areas available. To contact us you can call, fax or use the contact page which will notify us of your enquiry. We may or may not bother to reply...depending on whether your comments were funny or not. If they are not you may be prosecuted for sad use of the contact page!!!! Tubby Tours is a non-profit making organisation, in fact exactly the opposite. The tours cost a fortune and are poorly organised! Feel free to join a tour whenever you can.
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The PartnershipThe partnership aims to provide service of the highest levals to all clients....not! We do not provide any service at all! We push the boat out to be civil before asking you to buy the next round. If anyone does not buy a round they will be ostrasised forever. Photographs may be taken on the agreement of all attending a tour event. None will be published without prior consent by the participants, unless they are deemed to be too funny or outragious to not display. |
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Brian Clarke: Brian's mum said he should appear here first so here he is. He has been a partner for more than ten years, joining the other tubbies in the mid 90's. he is the only one to be fully qualified as a tubby. More details |
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Keith Murray: Keith has been working in tagging for the last few years. He would like us to believe that this is about offenders but we believe it is in a superstore and he is clothes tagging. Second top in tubby stakes. More Details |
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Billy Gow: Billy is so secretive there are very few details know about his background. Apparently he was going to sign for a football club but was caught trying to buy goals. Just not tubby enough! More Details |
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Neil Headrick: We asked Neil to provide information about himself but he said it was privilged information and he had forgotten it anyway. Never know to be tubby in his life or if he was then has not told anyone anyway. More Details |
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Fiona Gow: We aren't sure how Finoa became part of Tubby Tours as frankly even when she had her recent baby she could fit into Billy's trousers. Of course she wears the trousers in the house anyway! More Details |
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Leslie Murray: Leslie was snared rather than romanced by Keith. Obviously she wasn't trying too hard to get away as frankly Keith's sprinting prowess is only marginally better than his skiing. Another misfit in Tubby Tours needing at most a size 6!!! More Details |
